What is the definition of Journalists Handicap Removal?

"Journalists handicap removal" is a funny but not-so-whimsical way of talking about journalists who, due to some unfortunate circumstance (maybe a bad back or an overactive imagination), can't carry their heavy, yet vital, backpacks of truth-telling equipment. These journalists are like superheroes with backpacks that weigh more than a city, but instead of saving the world, they're just trying to avoid getting their phones crushed in a crowded elevator.

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Here's a darkly humorous example sentence: "The journalists handicap removal policy at the newsroom office was so strict, it led to a new trend: 'Elevator Evasion' became the new headline of the month."